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Simple Sunday- Humor

“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.”-Margaret Mead

“If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month.”-Theodore Roosevelt

“You can’t trample infidels when you’re a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look.”-Terry Pratchett

“There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.”-Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?

“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”– Rita Rudner

“I would feel infinitely more comfortable in your presence if you would agree to treat gravity as a law, rather than one of a number of suggested options.” – Neil Gaiman, The Kindly Ones

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