“Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.”- Will Rogers
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”- Lily Tomlin
“Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that’s the deal.”- Eddie Izzard
“You can’t trample infidels when you’re a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look.”-Terry Pratchett
“Reality continues to ruin my life.”- Bill Watterson
“Instant gratification takes too long.”-Carrie Fisher
