Simple Sundays

Simple Sunday- Humor Me


“Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.”― Albert Einstein

“I spent most of my youth hauling sides of beef and pork to my father’s shop. Carrying you is far more enjoyable.” “How sweet,” Annabelle mumbled sickly, her eyes closed. “Every woman dreams of being told that she’s preferable to a dead cow.”
― Lisa Kleypas, Secrets of a Summer Night

“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”-Isaac Asimov

 “Well, you know what they say: If you don’t have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me.”
—Clairee Belcher, Steel Magnolias

“The intelligence of the creature known as a crowd, is the square root of the number of people in it.”-Terry Pratchett

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