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Simple Sundays

Simple Sunday- Humor

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“From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.”-Dr. Seuss

“The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.”- e. e. cummings

“I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably the most important thing in a person.”- Audrey Hepburn

“Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant.”- Washington Irving

“It’s your outlook on life that counts. If you take yourself lightly and don’t take yourself too seriously, pretty soon you can find the humor in our everyday lives. And sometimes it can be a lifesaver.”-Betty White

“Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the way I use it.”- Carl Hiaasen


Simple Sundays

Simple Sunday- Snarky/Funny Quotes

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These are from a book called “The Book of Poisonous Quotes.” I found it at a book sale pre-Covid. These are from the Film section of the book.

“Movies are just another form of merchandising- we have our factory which is called the stage; we make a product, we color it, we title it, and we ship it out in cans.” -Cary Grant

“The length of the film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.” – Alfred Hitchcock

“You can’t find true affection in Hollywood because everyone does the fake affection so well.”- Carrie Fisher

“Hollywood is where they write the alibis before they write the story.”- Carole Lombard

“It seems the moment anyone gets a hold of an exclamation mark these days, he sits down and writes a musical show around it.” – George Jean Nathan

Simple Sundays

Simple Sunday- Morning

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“Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.” –Ursula K. Le Guin

“I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.”- E. B. White

“After all those years as a woman hearing ‘not thin enough, not pretty enough, not smart enough, not this enough, not that enough,’ almost overnight I woke up one morning and thought, ‘I’m enough.’- Anna Quindlen

“My grandmother lived to 104 years old, and part of her success was she woke up every morning to a brand new day. She said every morning is a new gift. Her favorite hobby was collecting birthdays.”-George Takei

“The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.”-Ogden Nash

“Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield.”-Catherynne M. Valente

Wordless Wednesdays

Portraits- Piggy Denied

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I hope you enjoy these silly pictures of Piggy. Rest assured, despite her claims otherwise, she is well loved and taken care of.

Portrait Of A Dog Denied Advenure

Portrait Of A Dog Denied Companionship

Please note that to take this picture, I had to be sitting next to her. 😂

Portrait Of A Dog Denied (My) Dinner

Portrait Of A Dog Denied Rest (UPS Arrival)

Portrait Of A Dog Denied Kisses

Portrait Of A Dog Denied Couch Spots

And my favorite: Portrait Of A Dog Denied Dignity

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Simple Sunday- Humor

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“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.”-Margaret Mead

“If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month.”-Theodore Roosevelt

“You can’t trample infidels when you’re a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look.”-Terry Pratchett

“There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.”-Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?

“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”– Rita Rudner

“I would feel infinitely more comfortable in your presence if you would agree to treat gravity as a law, rather than one of a number of suggested options.” – Neil Gaiman, The Kindly Ones